Growing up we feel our local sweet shops stocked normal and average sweets and candies. However, times have changed and every now and then a gross and bizarre candy is created for the world to try.
We have searched high and low on the interwebs to bring you our top 10 of the most disgusting & bizarre candies ever.
Yeah, we know you feel you need to track down and try some of these… but please don’t. Unless of course you were thinking of birthday and christmas presents!
10. Bubble Gum Hairballs Candy
Yeah we were thinking the exact same but it turns out these sweets are “cat lady approved!” We wouldn’t want to anger any of you cat ladies out there.
9. Curry Flavored Candy
Until today we always had to eat a curry in the morning to get that fresh curry-mouth smell… but not anymore! Now we are able to eat a mint and lead people to believe we ate curry for breakfast.
8. Waddling Penguin Pooper Candy
Our lives are now complete! Who doesn’t want a waddling penguin that poops out little chocolate balls as it waddles?
7. White Chocolate Maggots Candy
Yeah we know, white chocolate maggots candy, how gross, right? Then again… they are supposed to be tastier than the average maggot. Either way, you’ve got to love a candy where you need to locate a tin opener to eat its contents.
6. Camel Balls Candy
Yes, we can almost taste the liquid-filled, extra-sour camel balls. There’s now a strand of saliva dripping from the left side of our mouths. Seriously though, great marketing! Which child wouldn’t want to buy bubble gum called “Camel Balls”?
5. Ear Wax Candy
Eating candy that resembles ear wax, if that isn’t a sure way to make new friends then we don’t know what is. As bizarre candies go, this one is mind boggling how it even got the go ahead from the marketing department.
4. Fart Candy
Hmmmm, a candy that makes you fart. Unless they have a tea spoon of laxatives each then we can imagine these don’t work. Then again, it doesn’t matter once you’ve paid for them and ate them. The CEO is LOLing his head off on a beach somewhere. Good one, John!
3. BeanBoozled Candy
BeanBoozled has a total of 10 colors of beans, with 20 total flavors – each colour has as tasty flavor such as licorice and a not-so-tasty flavor such as skunk spray. As the packet says: “These jelly beans may look alike but they could not taste more different from each other. Think you can tell them apart?” This means BeanBoozled is the perfect social candy. Let’s just hope your friend gets the nasty jelly bean flavors and not yourself.
2. Spermies Candy
Spermies – the candy you love to swallow. Yeah, show your wife how much you love her and buy her some of this candy. If she doesn’t like to take it on the face, how about a subtle hint of a pack of Spermies? It’s really a win-win situation no matter how you think about it.
1. Chocolate Anus Candy
Mmmm, the taste of anus! We don’t think there’s nothing else like it. Yeah we know, how the hell did this make it on to a top 10 most disgusting & bizarre candies ever list. This candy is most definitely the perfect present for your granny on her next birthday. She will then reminisce about all the anuses she’s tongued over the years.
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